CLASSIFIED: TOP SECRET—EYES OF THE DIA/AUTHOR AND AFFILIATES ONLY*
Rebel Penguin Federation (RPF): Final Investigation Report (FIR)
Investigation led by: ζιεΗεη, RPF Director of Internal Affairs (DIA) (independent org.)
Subject: COBRA
Parties involved: COBRA vs. RPF
Date: Leadership term of Ashes1627 to present; specifically 15 June 2010 to present-day
Special Remarks: As Ashes1627 has locked the site, making posting impossible, this only adds to the destruction of his reputation!
*Note: this document may only (this applies always) be viewed by the author, i.e. the Director of Affairs. If deemed appropriate, he may agree to share information herein with anyone else trustworthy enough. ANYONE AFFILIATED WITH COBRA MAY NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, RECEIVE/VIEW THIS DOCUMENT. Spreading information to those without clearances or vandalising security to access this document are against the ethics of the Federation and could result in a permanent banishment.
COBRA (possibly: Cabinet Office Briefing Room A—see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_Office_Briefing_Room)
[Note: This section was written before „concrete“ information was available.] COBRA is the Internal Secret Service of the RPF (ISS). It is so secretive that after Ashes1627’s retirement, he remained in control of it, and it has since been operating under his command without the knowledge of his leadership successors. COBRA investigates the leadership because COBRA does not trust anyone. Profiles are created and files are stored on anyone with „sufficient authority“ in the army. Another objective is to spread the „RPF“ mindset to other small armies, in order to have a back-up army in case fatal damage is done to RPF by an internal or external threat.
Currently, there are four persons involved with COBRA. The site is marked as private and only those four persons have access to it. Despite ζιεΗεη’s top secret security level clearance, Ihewas not allowed to view the site. The fact that it is „rarely used“ is a bad joke. Judging by Ashes1627’s statement („I trust no one“), it is obvious why he interferes with every single administration after his.
Persons Involved/Having Access: 4—Ashes1627 (deemed administrator), Commando717, Fiasco121, Omega39
SITE CONTENT
About Page (Written by (WB): Ashes1627)
On June 15, 2010 the war with DCP and UMA was raging. Behind the scenes, however, a more sinister war was taking place. A war of people, a war of the mind. A war of espionage. It was decided that a new team of people would be brought into existence, to research, explore and neutralise the threat. COBRA was reborn. At the time, a major threat was a guy named CasiusBrutus, who was kicked out of the army because he tried to destroy it when he was leader. He has made threats against the RPF leadership and the RPF ever since. We learned that it was possible that a small team of individuals inside the RPF may be working with him, and this put COBRA through its first major test. COBRA managed to successfully convert this small team of individuals back to loyalty to the RPF, and kept an eye on them. COBRA has developed since then, and is currently aiming to get a profile built up on all active members of the RPF. We also handle Black Ops, and may if needed authorise a hacking. The RPF constitution does not apply to COBRA, and so COBRA’s existence is a closely guarded secret. [End.]
Profile: CasiusBrutus (WB: Ashes1627)
Name: CasiusBrutus or Max
Xat Username: TheGovernor (64439784)
RPF Rank: Permanently Banished from the USRPF and all RPF activities.
History inside the RPF: CasiusBrutus was removed from the RPF while he was leader. He was removed using a government act enacted by the Prime Minister when he started to destroy RPF. On the 27th of August CasiusBrutus was permanently banished by RPF Leader Ashes1627. The original post can be found at http://rpfarmy.com/2010/08/27/permanent-banishment/ He was banished because it came to COBRA’s attention that he was trying to recruit people from the RPF to help him. He may do this in the future.
Threat classification: 7
[End.]
Profile: ATM23 (WB: Ashes1627)
Name: ATM23
Xat Username: MrATM23man (167655656)
RPF Rank: Currently Second-in-Command
History inside the RPF: ATM23 joined the RPF in summer, 2010. ATM23 showed promise, and quickly rose through the ranks. During this time inside the Rebel Penguin Federation he has been part of many controversies, including the unsuccessful plotting to remove Ashes1627 from leadership during 2010. ATM23 is currently RPF 2iC, after a peaceful takeover of RPF by Cewan (Current RPF leader) at the beginning of 2011, after the RPF had mostly died out. Cewan describes their relationship as „Friends“, and work „Relatively well together“. He is known to not tell the truth at times, and can have strong, and sometimes unjustified, views.
Threat classification: 5.
[End.]
Profile: Cewan (WB: Fiasco121)
Name: Cewan, Starrk, Prophet (He fancies changing it)
Xat Username: xComebackx (132689544)
RPF Rank: Currently Leader as of June 17th 2011
History inside RPF: Cewan joined the RPF in November 2009 after being recruited by Oberst. After this, I believe he went on an inactive spell from RPF for a while to spend time in other armies. In the summer of 2010, he returned and became 3ic. He became the RPF 2ic following the resignation of Ashes in December. During March 2011, he replaced the leaders Chapa and Karakoran. This created some contention between him and Fiasco121, which has mostly died down. The current RPF 2ic, ATM, has no problems with Cewan, saying „He tries his best“
Threat Classification: 2
[End.]
Homeland Security (WB: Ashes1627)—Obsolete, Not Very Informative
Short Overview: Homeland Security is responsible for the security of the USRPF both internally and externally. [Very dormant „branch.“]
Foreign Missions (WB: Omega39)
The Department of Foreign Affairs was created on April 22, 2011 by Omega39 as the way to get in contact with small- and medium-sized armies that are (if at all) known by the international community. After making contact, Trailblazers (members of this department) try to accomplish the following goals:
- Keep an eye on the armies‘ military and political campaigns.
- Try to get these armies to merge into the Rebel Penguin Federation as minutemen (meaning they still maintain their complete identity, but have the option to assist the RPF in its missions).
- Help develop these armies to establish an identity, train their soldiers, teach their politicians, and indoctrinate them with the „Commando717 mindset“ as a way to mold future legends.
- Obtain any intelligence that may help the RPF in certain situations.
The whole purpose of this department is to ensure that RPF can mark its place (though secret) in these armies‘ histories as training future generations to improve the conditions of Club Penguin war and politics. If the Rebel Penguin Federation were to be completely disbanded, at least our philosophical, moral, militarized, and political innovations would live on under new names for these pariah armies. Through the Department of Foreign Missions, the Rebel Penguin Federation will help small- and medium-sized armies who were born with nothing. And if the RPF were to die, they would have everything.
[End.]
Additional Remarks Regarding Those Involved:
- Ashes1627 intiated COBRA in 2010, is administrator. Invited all others. (Source: K)
- Commando717 has not written a page (yet). (Source: K)
- Omega39 was invited on 22 April 2011 to write his page on Foreign Missions. It was more of a closet idea, does not have any missions and was purely Omega39’s idea. (Source: K)
- (27.08.2011) Interrogation with Commando717 (Facebook). States that Omega39 did „all three things:“ founded, leads [present tense!] and is administrator of COBRA. In addition, Ashes1627 and he „have no involvement;“ Omega39 „did the site framework.“
- (28.08.2011) Clarification talks with K. Corrects claim of Omega39 being editor—is actually one of the three administrators. Was added and made administrator by Ashes1627 (most likely „main“ administrator). Fiasco121 is an editor. Ashes1627 has done „90%“ of the work and „did the site framework.“
IMPORTANT NOTE: SEE SEPARATE DOCUMENT ENTITLED „EVIDENCE.DOC(X)“ FOR EVIDENCE! DAMN THAT, NOW FOR SOME GOOD OL’ SCREENSHOTS!
From K:
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FROM J (COMMANDO717):
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